Randomnesssssssss... Im bored & im sad

1. England has madcow,Hong Kong has Macau,Russia has Moscow,S'pore has 2 famous cows-'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

2. When ur life is in darkness... ...Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u fromdarkness... .. andIf u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNBbill.

3. When a man opens the door of his carfor his wife,You can be sure of one thing;Either the car is new or the wife.

4. An angry china man entered a shop andshouted :Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?Shopkeeper : What free gift??China man : Oi, here got put"Cholesterol FREE!"

5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,If u need DARLING, CALL ME,If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih

NOW FOR ALL THOSE FARKERS WHO LIKE CARS

ACURA:Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW :Bought My WifeBrings Me WomenBrings More Women but, Broke My Wallet

CHEVRO LET:Can Hear Every Valve Rap On LongExtended Trips

DODGE:<>Drips Oil, Drops Grease EverywhereDead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT: Failure in Italian AutomotiveTechno logy

FORD:Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM:<>Garbage MotorsGluteus Maximus

HONDA :Hallmark Of Non-DestructableAutomobiles

M OPAR:Many Odd Parts Arranged RandomlyMiscella neous Oddball Parts AssembledRidicul ously

SAAB:Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ( this is so not true )

TOYOT A:Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCH E:Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children HavingEverything

EUGENE IS SAD PPL.. WHERE ARE ALL THE FRIENDS THAT IS SUPPOSE TO CHEER HIM UP.. COME ON.. PPL.. I NEED SHMOO.. SHMOO WHERE ARE YOU !!! I LOST MY SHMOO PLS HELP ME FIND Her.. I WILL GIVE U MY 32" SPANA AS A REWARD IF U HELP ME.. COME ON...

OWH ITS HOW U COOK THE MEAT..

I MISS KT-chan, RONNY, Reuben, Abel, & the rest & EVEN THAT JI BAI KIA CH.. CALL CALL CALL.. WAIT FOR THAT CALL I DIE ALRDY LO.. SHYT~..

WHY WHY WHY ???????????????

IS THERE NO MORE HOPE ??

WAS THERE EVER HOPE IN THIS WORLD ???

IF ONLY I GOT 1 MILLION...
SHYT~...

IS IT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE AN EVO ??? ( I HATE EVO's )

COME ON GUYS CHEER ME UP MAN..